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Hello, my name is Jesse.
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with avatar off the air, all i have to watch are these terrible voiceovers until it comes back. please don't keep me waiting.
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"uuuuhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH H!!!!!"
You know, as much as I love wasting hours of my life waiting for a black bouncing block to randomly make my dart bounce at the perfect angle, I've really got to say that this game just pisses me off. I made it all the way to level 50, and then I decided to stop before finishing. I understand it's supposed to be hard, but for a lot of these, there isn't any skill involved. I'm thinking particularly of "trifunctional," level 48, where I took the same shot at the same block for twenty minutes, every time with a different result. The black blocks are not predictable. That has nothing to do with talent. It has a lot to do with frustrating the hell out of me. And level 50? There's no way I'm going to spend my day doing that. It isn't fun, because I have little control over what happens. I won't wait around for my dart to stop bouncing after a full thirty seconds and then try to track where I took my last shot, only to find myself shooting in the exact same place to watch the dart bounce in the exact same way for another thirty seconds. To hell with this! I know a lot of people like the game, I'm addicted. I hope someone agrees with me.
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i love it. i wish there were more newgrounds characters, like the guy from madness, maybe the zombie from the xombie series, people like that. i don't know what hinderances there are in being allowed to use characters and this might be the best possible, but more characters would be cool.
Author's Response:
The hinderances are largely legal and NG-political :P We'll see who we can add to the next one though.
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and i'll be gay if i please.
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I like it but the subtitles are really distracting. I wanted to watch and listen without being bashed over the head with the lyrics.
Author's Response:
Nirreff is helping me to adda optional subtitle button, i will upload it as fast as i can
thankx for the review
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i agree. you should be really proud of yourself. i always recognize the music and sound effects you borrow.
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you should mention nine inch nails in the credits, since you used 'just like you imagined' in the opening.
you know, i think this is an amazing creation. the music selection is phenomonal, the action is well directed, and the timing of the subtle humor was excellent.
but i hate, hate hate HATE how often I've seen Mario paradied. I've seen so many, I just can't be entertained by them anymore. aren't there enough on Newgrounds? i think i've watched about 10 flashes all the way through having to do with Mario, or Luigi, or Sonic, or some other famous video game character, 'seeking revenge,' and having endless fight scenes with classic villains. these characters are unoriginal. the plot is unoriginal. use your powers for good, not evil.
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more. MORE.
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wow, there are a lot of stupid assholes on newgrounds. if people weren't so afraid of watching anything with gay content, maybe they'd laugh a little.
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i could not get this game to work, although i've tried and tried. clicking just will not shoot on my computer. is it possible that this doesn't work on macs? or does it not work randomly? if this game indeed has some kind of selectivity, i think it should be mentioned in the description.
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